February 2012
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celiac soundgarden cover band: "black hole sun,...
Feb 26th
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i know i make fun of a lot of people but when i die my only thought will be “but did i make fun of men’s rights activists enough?”
Feb 26th
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moe anime, moe problems
Feb 25th
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MY OTHERKIN IDENTITY IS NASCARKAT
VROOM VROOM AS A PROUD ALTERIAN RACECAR IT’S REALLY UPSETTING THAT YOU EXPECT ME NOT TO RUN EVERYWHERE AS FAST AS I CAN AND YELL EVERYTHING I SAY
Feb 25th
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new dnd monsters: doghound. birdfriend. dire news....
Feb 24th
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if you must remember tumblr, remember a Gay Cgi...
Feb 24th
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rubarbed pii and icy crems :) a steakers! papsi....
jollityfarm: perilz: lordsteve: help i can’t stop misspelling foods + drinks and saying them out loud and smiling Toast, your husbando take me now, lord steve I’m ready I’ll make vegum plammut babber and jammy sandwatches. *peels u a nanner w/ honnay* let’s go meet some babes
Feb 24th
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boomette: You can prevent tragedies simply by checking and maintaining your privilege and practicing a privilege escape plan. All privilege in your house should be checked once a month. Every family should develop a privilege escape plan and practice it at least twice a year.  Every year in the United States, about 3,000 people lose their privilege in residential fires. Most privilege...
Feb 23rd
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attn: a Teen is now president
-constitution now just a bunch of fight club quotes -instead of traditional “god bless america” ends every speech w/ “what the deuce, america” -national anthem now everything but country -all voting booths now just ask you “red pill… or blue pill?” -amy pohler now literally in charge of every irl parks and recs department. she’s a comedian....
Feb 23rd
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rubarbed pii and icy crems :) a steakers! papsi....
help i can’t stop misspelling foods + drinks and saying them out loud and smiling
Feb 23rd
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teen: what’s for dinner? mother: corm and haam and smashed topatoes with melk to drink :) teen: *flips table* WHY CANT WE JUST SPELL THINGS LIKE A NORMAL FAMILY
Feb 23rd
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i go to comiccon dressed as one of the millions of...
*raises fist in solidarity, fist is immediately cut off by lightsaber*
Feb 23rd
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secret: we liberals are pro-abortion b/c we are...
like one time i was talking to my friend about how i bought a new toyota and this baby WHO I THOUGHT WAS ASLEEP IN HIS STROLLER suddenly snapped his eyes open and said “bet u wish you got a new boytoyota instead, faggot” and i heard high-pitched giggling all around me and realized that cranky babies were crawling out of sewer grates and leaning out of open windows up above. “oh...
Feb 23rd
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"ne cede phallus"
-new feminist creed? u can thank me later ladies
Feb 22nd
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what if instead of being horrible to each other we were nice to each other instead. makes u think
Feb 22nd
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breasts
kingbeetle: sherlock-hound: Why sci-fi geeks have the stereotype of being weird perverts, example 1 a portrait of an autist as a young man
Feb 22nd
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breasts
zeiss-manifold: lordsteve: zeiss-manifold: in related news http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz is still there “This article is about the musical genre. You may be looking for the instrument.” haha heck yeah i am bring it on at least you’re not looking for pornography i-it’s not true that’s impossible
Feb 22nd
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jizz is my passion, and jizz is my instrument....
Feb 22nd
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breasts
zeiss-manifold: in related news http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz is still there “This article is about the musical genre. You may be looking for the instrument.” haha heck yeah i am bring it on
Feb 22nd
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breasts
Feb 22nd
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*accidentally shows x-rated porn self-pics to...
zeiss-manifold: god bless lordsteve and all the ships at sea god save brittannia :) 
Feb 22nd
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supey: owlpellets: runawayballista: lordsteve: toastradamus: lordsteve: incitatus-ebooks: beesmygod: evitron: lordsteve: redwall character 1: don’t badger me, you can’t weasel your way out of this one redwall character 2: why i otter… redwall character 3: hey guys it’s time for a feast *every mouse, hedgehog, snake, badger and rat from every book comes in for a HUGE...
Feb 22nd
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*accidentally shows x-rated porn self-pics to...
Feb 22nd
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*all the africans, orcs and rats come into the gas...
Feb 21st
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fwiw the *every mouse, hedgehog, snake, badger and...
Feb 21st
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toastradamus: lordsteve: incitatus-ebooks: beesmygod: evitron: lordsteve: redwall character 1: don’t badger me, you can’t weasel your way out of this one redwall character 2: why i otter… redwall character 3: hey guys it’s time for a feast *every mouse, hedgehog, snake, badger and rat from every book comes in for a HUGE feast!* redwall character 4: kill the lesser races. people...
Feb 21st
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somewhere on deviantart there is an elaborately colored painting of tintin and martin the champion of redwall and aragorn three-way high-fiving over a huge pile of dead africans, rats, and orcs. “anyone else noticed how some races are just born inferior and evil and there’s nothing they can do about it it’s just like in their blood man” -a bunch of beloved authors
Feb 21st
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incitatus-ebooks: beesmygod: evitron: lordsteve: redwall character 1: don’t badger me, you can’t weasel your way out of this one redwall character 2: why i otter… redwall character 3: hey guys it’s time for a feast *every mouse, hedgehog, snake, badger and rat from every book comes in for a HUGE feast!* redwall character 4: kill the lesser races. people who look different from us...
Feb 21st
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turns out injecting shit and piss into your face...
yahooanswers really let me down on this one. smh
Feb 21st
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redwall character 1: don’t badger me, you can’t weasel your way out of this one redwall character 2: why i otter…
Feb 21st
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in tim burton’s next film a cantankerous victorian clown (johnny depp) falls in love with a cracked porcelain doll (johnny depp). the quirky mayor (w/ top hat) marries them while rats (helena bonham-carter) crawl on their heads. the young couple finance their crippling grave-robbing habit by incessantly robbing graves. can they outwit the meddling hunchbacked igor gravedigger with their...
Feb 21st
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tie u to the bed and leave a vibrator in your...
samfetamine: This is the greatest text post I’ve ever seen. haha i forgot about that one
Feb 21st
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stuck in this @giantfreezer i'm "cool" as heck...
Feb 20th
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im in love with most dogs :)
Feb 20th
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lesser known racial/regional stereotypes
-the irish have always secretly wanted to name a dog “cat” but know it has been done before -dominicans can tell the difference between coke and pepsi just by looking at it -japanese-americans have developed ESP but have agreed, collectively, never to use it or talk about it or acknowledge it in any way -most of the Inuit don’t like Dave -men and women from Vermont, New...
Feb 20th
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sext: just watched our dogs doing it. got me horny as hell. sext: i’m going to do it to you both ways: while i’m crying and while i’m half erect sext: let me paint your toenails while you call me insults from 90’s nick at nite cartoons E.G. “numbnuts” “dorkface” sext: tonight i’m going to scream so loud the neighbors will bang on our walls...
Feb 19th
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huge fan of suicide girls here. and suicide boys....
Feb 19th
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once a year all the coolest tumblr personalities get together and ironically murder a drifter
Feb 19th
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Talkin about DragonBall Z? LET ME SHOW YOU THE...
Feb 19th
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lifehack: send dick pics to your boss from your...
Feb 19th
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writing a play about menopausal women, calling it...
Feb 19th
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am under attack by thousands of tiny men. their...
Feb 18th
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You know who else is in favor of gun control? Magneto. You see, all firearms have metal components and his mutant abilities *is carried away by a giant eagle, still talking*
Feb 18th
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so i'm fucking my girl, right. she's coming like...
i stop thrusting suddenly and look her straight in the eye. with one twitch of my toned thighs i pick her up so she transfixed by my dick. she’s gettin wild. i carry her around the room and then with one mighty thrust hurl her through the window down to my lawn. “GODS NOT REAL” i say. “DEAL WITH IT” i lower my shades down over my eyes slowly and then close my...
Feb 17th
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http://forum.literotica.com/showthre…1#post40011479 http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=798349 http://forum.literotica.com/showthre…9#post40011519 http://forum.literotica.com/showthre…1#post40011535 Here are some cool links.
Feb 17th
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there's a lot of negativity on tumblr these days....
let’s all go down on each other for fun and to relax. big party at my place. lets make each other have some orgasms using our bodies. i know some of you are <18 so you guys can have sodas and chips and awkwardly finger each other. if you are asexual you can hang out and we can play some major video games, dude. i got all the best ones.  no hard feelings just hard dicks. j/o party, lesbos...
Feb 17th
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the seinfeld references store called. they say...
Feb 17th
i ain't sayin she a gold digger/ but she aint...
i feel like this is a breakthrough this is a post-racial america
Feb 17th
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show up at a hot girl’s house. “i am a robot,” you say. “i am here to suck and fuck and to be sucked and fucked in return.” she’s not happy at first. she yells. you do nothing. finally she calls the police because you will not leave. the police do not believe her. finally she shuts the door on you and you stay. you stay for days. how you survive is a mystery....
Feb 17th
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reblog if: -you know someone with more than three cats -you know someone with one cat -you know someone with two cats -you know someone who owns no cats -you love chocolate -you once felt insecure in high school -you are AGAINST cancer and FOR cancer awareness -something weird and shameful happens when you see those little blue-on-blue rectangles on your feed that show that some stranger...
Feb 17th
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