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redwall character 1: don’t badger me, you can’t weasel your way out of this one
redwall character 2: why i otter…
redwall character 3: hey guys it’s time for a feast
*every mouse, hedgehog, snake, badger and rat from every book comes in for a HUGE feast!*
redwall character 4: kill the lesser races. people who look different from us are inherently evil.
*redwall character 5 is silent for a while. he clutches a bloody scone. the unclean rat broodlings lay mangled at his feet. he thanks the Champion they will not grow to soil the forest or impregnate chaste mouse maidens or disturb the silence of the abby with their heathen jungle beats. finally:* burr oi’m scrumping tiffed for some vittles oi am better warsh op th’ dibbuns
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i lost my shit at “he eats fucking everything then engages a bystander in fisticuffs”
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