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attn: a Teen is now president
-constitution now just a bunch of fight club quotes
-instead of traditional “god bless america” ends every speech w/ “what the deuce, america”
-national anthem now everything but country
-all voting booths now just ask you “red pill… or blue pill?”
-amy pohler now literally in charge of every irl parks and recs department. she’s a comedian. animals + trees are dying
-war on drugs over, war on parents just begun
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WHAT THE DEUCE! DAMN YOU WOMAN! yeah its the little talking baby with the vaguely british accent it’s “lulzy”
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why ;__; what the deuce is such a great phrase, it says, “i’m mildly disreputable but not enough to actually say, ‘what...
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i love you even more for not knowing this tbh
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Prez is the best. COOL IT MAN YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE
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Teen President tells what america has been waiting to hear; that we should totally check out this site called
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